So there it is, the end of Game of Thrones. We sat through 73 episodes over the course of 8 years to watch the journey of the Starks, Lannisters, and Targaryens as they fought and schemed for ruling power over the 7 Kingdoms. Masterminded through a story by George RR Martin and presented to us by Showrunners D.B. Weiss and David Benioff, GoT has easily been one of the most ambitious shows to grace our small screens. And now it’s over. However, I’m not here to talk about the ending of the show. Though I will say I think it ended exactly as it should have. Did anyone really want to see a happy ending with Daenerys sitting on the throne? More so, did everyone really expect there to not be a twist from expectation? It’s what GoT does. From the moment they lopped off Ned Stark’s head, it was kind of obvious this was a show that would not follow expectation. I’m writing this more as a commentary on creative rights and to answer the question: as consumers, do we, the viewing public, have any right over how a story should be told? The answer, to the disappointment of at least a million people, is absolutely f*cking not. We don’t have the right to say ‘this is how the show should end’. By all means, make assumptions, tell people how you think it should end, and what should happen because a good story should spark discussion. But at no point does Chad from Florida get to say ‘well, Daenerys should be allowed to sit on the throne and rule it all . . . make it so!’. Let me rephrase, he can say it all he wants, but at no point is it going to happen. Stories are dictated by creators, and for better or worse, those stories may not match up to your ideal conclusion. This appears to be the case with Game of Thrones for a lot of people. So much so that before the show finished, a petition was started to ‘do-over’ season 8. That petition has over a million signatures. That’s a lot of Chad’s from Florida who were very upset that their vision was not realized. As viewing public we can control certain things. We can control whether we watch or don’t watch. We can choose to invest time into the characters and the story, or we can choose to watch something else. Whether we’re happy about the outcome or not, it won’t change the ending because we do not have creative control and that is perfectly alright. If we lived in a world where we got everything we wanted, it would be a miserable unrealistic world. Endings are not always what we want them to be. Dexter, Lost, Seinfeld, True Blood, X-Files, Heroes . . . all had endings that most people didn’t think were good enough. But why exactly do we think we deserve to say ‘we want it re-made’? We can give an episode a negative review, and that’s fine. Maybe it didn’t resonate with you, maybe it failed your expectations, and maybe you, Chad, want to share how upset you are about it all. That’s okay. That’s why we have the internet (that and to watch cute puppy/kitty videos and order our groceries online). But to ask that an entire season be re-made because you’re not happy about it is possibly the most rude and disrespectful thing you can say (read Misery by Stephen King for additional context). The showrunners, cast, crew, writers, producers, HBO, and everyone else involved with the creation of this show deserve better than a bunch of Chads sitting in front of their computer or on the their phone and demanding that they re-do the show they’ve worked tirelessly at for 8 years. Counter-argument from Chad - “If I order a steak at a restaurant and it isn’t cooked to my satisfaction, I’ll send it back!” Solid point Chad, thanks for joining the convo. However, you steak didn’t cost several million dollars and thousands of people around the world didn’t spend months creating your steak. Thanks, Chad, go back to your oddly-colorer furniture and your pet chinchilla (probably called Drogon).
As an author and a creative person, I’m happy to accept negative reviews. Stories are subjective and you can never please everyone. However, if someone told me to re-write a story to suit them I’d just laugh, and laugh, and laugh, because it’s my story, and not theirs. I hope they’ll come along for the ride, I hope they’ll enjoy it, I hope they might even learn something. But it’s still my story and creators of any type shouldn’t have to bend their imagination to suit the wills of others. So get over yourself, Chad. Game of Thrones Season 8 will never be re-made and it’s even less likely that Martin will bother finishing the final book(s). Love or hate the ending, try and appreciate the amount of hard work and dedication that went into the creation of the books, and the transition of those books from page to screen. It’s no easy feat, and it should be applauded, not dragged through the mud by opinionated audiences who think they know better. Now . . . bring on the new Lord of the Rings TV Show so we can complain about something else.
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I was considering my journey so far and one thing popped into my head that I hadn't thought about in a long time, and that was my first ever rejection. If had known then what I know now perhaps my writing journey might have been very different.
It was 1996 and I had just been discharged from the Royal Navy with a broken back. I decided to try and write a novel. I'd spent most of my life reading, especially at sea, and I had always wondered what it would feel like to see my name on the cover of a book. I never thought it would happen, after all I'd been a poor school student, and only clever and talented people could write a book, couldn't they? I picked a subject that I loved; I'd always had a passion for animals and loved William Horwood's Duncton Wood series. I started to write a novel called Jaguar. Here is the blurb for it: "Valaria is young, in prison and pregnant. She is also a Jaguar. The brutal slaying of her mate prompts her audacious escape from an illegal predator collection on the edge of Exmoor Forest, England. Heavily frequented by humans, the woodland presents an even more dangerous proposition than her natural home in the lush rain forests of South America. But Valaria finds an unexpected, and unlikely, ally in the form of a local shepherd and animal rights defender, Tom Smith. Her captor and tormentor, Edward Forsyth, is in hot pursuit and must track Valaria down and kill her, or risk spending the rest of his life behind bars if his illegal collection of predators is discovered. For Edward this is not an option and his greatest desire is to hang her head on his trophy room wall. Putting herself between the barrel of a gun and her offspring to ensure their freedom may be her only option. " I did a lot of research about jaguars and visited a local zoo so that I could get close and personal with the cat. The owners of the zoo at Sparkwell, just outside Plymouth were really helpful when they found out I was writing a novel and had the cat's keeper give us a tour and a talk about the jaguar. To me this was amazing, a very authory thing to be doing LOL. Remember, I was very new to this writing game; naive and excited. I sat at home with all my research and started typing on an old electronic typewriter with a copy of the Writers and Artists Yearbook sat on the table. I also had a couple of magazines which talked about the craft of writing and who to submit your shiny new novel to. I spent several days thinking about what I wanted to write about. I'd always hated the idea of these rich people who hunted animals just to decorate themselves and their homes. I also wasn't a fan of people who thought that they could capture these beautiful creatures and keep them in cages as living trophies. So, the story of Valaria grew in my head. I sat and wrote the first three chapters and was so excited that I'd managed to achieve that small victory. I knew at that point that I wanted to be a writer for a living; yes there is that naive bit again LOL. So, the stupid part of me, which rears its head fairly often, decided that what I really needed was a literary agent or an editor to help me shape the novel. I sent the first three chapters off to one of the big five (can't remember exactly which one, but it may have been Harper Collins). While it sat in their slush pile--they had slush piles in 1996--I carried on writing. After a while, when I was half way through the novel, around chapter 16-17, my manuscript came back with a rejection slip. I was pretty gutted, but I didn't realize that what I had in my hand was golden. The rejection slip wasn't a form rejection, it was a very nice personalized one that said she loved my writing, but wanted to see more from jaguar's point of view. If I had known then what I did now I would have dove back into the manuscript and worked it using the advice of this big 5 editor. But, I decided that I need to get a job and earn some money rather than try and scrape by on my military pension. Jaguar was stuffed into a drawer and I taught myself how to be a computer programmer. I got a job and that was that, until in 2003 we decided to move out here. Fast forward 8 years and while having a shower an idea popped into my head that revolved around an inept young wizard who lives in a realm where a wizard's power is dictated by his height, and promotion is given in inches; they also take inches away when demoting you for mistakes. Gerald being who he is is never going to have a smooth ride trying to become a great wizard. I jumped onto my pc and had written the first draft within 6 months. I then revised it time and again until I started to send it out--I'd finally learned about the correct way to query agents and publishers by then and I still feel embarrassed when I thought back to my initial foray into the publishing world with JAGUAR. GERALD was finally published in May 2017. Since then I've finished JAGUAR, written the sequel to GERALD; written a free prequel short story and am half way through an Anglo Saxon novel. I still think back to that rejection slip I received in 1996 and wonder what might have happened if I had known what a nugget I had then. A personalized rejection with advice on how to improve the chapters I'd sent. I've had plenty of rejections since then from agents, but I carried on and finally got a yes from a publisher for GERALD. Can you remember your first rejection, and were you as naive as me when it came to querying agents and publishers? Christmas is dead, Santa is dead, mistletoe is basically poisonous, and everything sucks. That’s what I got from the mid-season finale of Riverdale. Did you get anything different? Other than Tales from the Darkside, Season 2 of Riverdale has been one depressingly shallow, angst-ridden story after another, all centered around the manipulative, violent, and evil murderer: The Black Hood. This storyline, essentially, draws to a close in the mid season finale but it does so with a cheap “oh it’s him” and none of the intelligent writing that we were treated to in season one with the murder of Jason Blossom. Am I being too harsh on a show I genuinely enjoy (enjoyed)? Maybe . . . let’s look at the facts. After last week’s double break up, the actual fallout is minimal. Betty seems to be the only one really taking it hard, and even then, she seems more angry about the whole thing. In Jughead’s world, while the pair exchange gifts it’s awkward and uncomfortable with Betty telling Jug that he’s not the boss of her. But Jughead has bigger problems in that he’s doing his very best to fix the snake charmer problem he created for his father. On a side note, the Serpents are an interesting gang. Violent? Sure. Occasionally involved in drug dealing? Yeah, a bit. Wraps gifts and give them to children in need at Christmas while delivering food to elderly people? Yeah, they do that. Jughead rallies the younger members of the Serpents to drag Penny out of town, warning her to stay out of Riverdale and then, as far as we can tell, Jughead cuts the tattoo off her arm. Cuts. It. Off. And then he celebrates with take out. The Lodges are evil, we’ve established that, and this week Veronica finds the deed to Pop’s and confronts her parents about it. This is after they refuse to let her spend $86k on Fred Andrews’ medical bills and she goes ahead and charges it to her mother’s credit card anyway. The Lodges decide to let her in on the family secrets, off camera, and she agrees to work with them as long as she doesn’t have to do anything illegal and the payment to Fred’s health remains in place. All in all, not much development there. Over at the Blossom household, Mama Blossom declares they can’t afford Christmas so Cheryl embraces the seasonal spirit and celebrates it anyway. It’s unclear as to whether Cheryl believes in Santa Claus, or if in Riverdale Santa is real and Cheryl’s mother was trying to slide down his chimney there at the end, but I honestly don’t know what all this was about. The main story was of course the wrap up of the Black Hood and it’s here I have a problem. This is episode 9, the Black Hood has been in play since episode 1, we met Mr. Svenson only three episodes ago. There were no hints previous to that episode as to even the existence of Mr. Svenson. Which means at no point in episodes 1-6 did we have any chance of figuring out who the Black Hood was. That’s just lazy writing. Betty and Archie seek out Mr. Svenson who is absent from work and discover he’s been kidnapped. The Black Hood offers a finger to point (pun intended) them in the right direction. They consult the nuns (as you do), speak with Nana Rose Blossom (love her), kiss (for no apparent reason), find some old pictures, leading them to an empty grave where Archie is almost buried. The Black Hood runs away and is shot by Sheriff Keller, who reveals the man to be, dun dun dun, Mr. Svenson. What a let down! That’s it!? That’s who this has all been working toward? How do they explain the green eyes? Or the fact that he’s nowhere near as big as he was in previous episodes? They don’t. The Black Hood was Mr. Svenson who was trying to balance the sins of the past, avenging his dead family, by punishing the sinners of the present. Case closed, all wrapped up in a neat little bow. A very boring bow. The Jason Blossom murder had intrigue, it had suspects, it had twists . . . the Black Hood turned out to be nothing more than a creepy janitor with a grudge. Veronica and Archie get back together, with Ronnie professing her love, though even this, which should have been a nice scene was tainted by someone snapping pictures of them from behind a bush.
Betty burns the artifacts of the Black Hood investigation and we’re shown a glimpse of Dark Betty as she refuses to let the hood burn in the flames with everything else. And here we find the inherent problem when you try to take a 13 episode show and extend it to 23 episodes. The stories just don’t support it, particularly when you’re trying to stretch said stories out. It weakens and dilutes the show as a whole. The Black Hood is now wrapped up. This is murder investigation number 2. After Christmas we’ll find out as to whether the show is just going to be a series of murders or if Riverdale can course correct and make the show more about its characters again. I truly thought Jughead would find his way back to the north side but he appears to be remaining a serpent and staying at a different school. I know this is the dark and gritty version of Archie and the gang and I’m fine with that, but the show will need to develop some more depth and some smart writing if they want to keep audiences engaged. Until next time . . . I watched the latest DC cimematic effort in its opening weekend, and have delayed writing a bite-sized review. Not because I disliked it, more so I could digest it a bit more. You can find our full review on the Trilogy Spoilers Podcast on iTunes and here on this very website. Having now seen it a 2nd time, here are my thoughts . . . I didn't love it, I didn't hate it, and overall I enjoyed it. I see this movie as a sort of course correction for DC/WB in finding their footing with their movies. The visuals are beautiful (easy to see Snyder's influence) and the lighter comedic moments went a long way to reducing the dark and gritty tone we've seen in previous movies (clearly thanks to Whedon). Character development was just okay because they didn't have multiple movies to build origins for these guys. Flash was reduced to comic relief, Wonder Woman wasn't depicted as strongly as she was in her own movie, Batman was still grouchy. Aquaman was a great version of the character and I think I just really want to hang out with Jason Momoa cause he seems damned cool. Cyborg could have used more development but he was well used for the story. Superman smiled and laughed and this is a much better version of the character, though that top lip was a weird sight to behold. Plot holes were all over the place but it's still a step in the right direction as far as development is concerned. I'd like to see these guys again on the big screen . . . BONUS MATERIAL!
A Bite-sized Follow Up - Justice League/Batfleck - It's been bothering me since BvS as to why I just don't like the current version of Batman. And it's not because of the actor. We've seen Affleck do some great work. I truly think it's the script. In the past we've had West's campy Batman, Keaton's slightly unhinged badass Batman, Kilmer's unflappable Batman, uhhh Clooney . . . . moving on, Bale's ninja Batman, and now Batfleck. I liked all previous versions (except Clooney, for obvious reasons). Ever since I was a kid, Batman was the superhero I wanted to be. He was smart, rich, and motivated. But now I'd rather be any superhero except Batman. This Batman kills people and is forever using guns. Batman was against guns. It was a defining characteristic, likely because his parents were gunned down in front of him. But this Batman is trigger happy. Even in Justice League, aside from the artillery mounted on every single one of his vehicles, he even steals a gun from a parademon during the big fight and just stands there and shoots stuff. Bale's Batman would have decimated those parademons in hand to hand combat. Batfleck is clunky when he moves around, barely able to leap on a 2 foot ledge at the beginning of the movie. He threw a batarang once! One time! At Flash!? As a true fan of Batman, I just can't get onboard with this one. Here's hoping they fix it with Flashpoint . . . What are your opinions on Batfleck? Easily one of the most anticipated second seasons around, did ST2 meet the fan expectations and continue the dark story of Hawkins and its Hellmouth (#Buffy4ever) in an original and compelling way. The answer is yes, yes it did!
Will is a mess, the poor kid, and he didn't really fair much better this season either. The other kids all received solid development arcs for their characters, Mike in particular, and the 80's film nostalgia shone through in a very real way. Dustin remains my fave kid because he's just so freaking adorable and nerdy and the way he handles his mother's 'missing' cat is just awesome. New additions Max (redhead) and Billy (discount Zac Efron) add some great emotional layers to the story, particularly for Lucas and Dustin. Though I still can’t decide if I’m supposed to hate Billy or feel sorry for him, or both? The relationship between Hopper and Eleven almost steals the whole show, or rather it would have if Eleven hadn’t taken off on her own adventure for most of the season. The one episode that was ‘Eleven’s Episode’ that dragged us away from the main event was interesting but ultimately jarring. However, it did allow for her to make a badass entrance at just the right moment. Other highlights include Dustin’s pet Demadog, the kids dressing as Ghostbusters and no one wanting to be Winston, and of course Bob (new Barb). Sean Astin, an actual real life Goonie, hitting up Stranger Things is awesome in itself, but he was just such a likeable character! In my humble opinion, the Duffers crushed it. Bring on season 3! Mass murder, strippers, and teenage sex. No it’s not a violent R-Rated action movie, it’s Riverdale on the CW! The Black Hood mystery doesn’t progress all that much this week, but we do get sent on a fun red herring goose chase after the Riverdale Reaper and the whole thing ends in tears. So without further ado . . . cue the theme music from Ghost during that weird pottery scene . . . Archie and Veronica are in the throes of passionate lovemaking in various locations when our fave ginger kills the mood by professing his love for Ronnie. Awkwardness ensues and the pair seek to find a distraction from their ‘situation’; something they’re provided by Betty and Jughead who have their own thing going on and ask Varchie to pick up on the Black Hood investigation. Something they jump at and, surprisingly, are quite good at. Archie and Ronnie visit the Devil’s House; the place where the Riverdale Reaper killed a family of four before disappearing. They discover a 3rd missing child’s initials, JC, on the wall of the home and find evidence suggesting that the Conways had 5 kids, not four. Joseph Conway escaped the slaughter, was adopted out and raised by another family in Riverdale. Jughead theorizes that Joseph Conway might even be the Black Hood, but as Veronica and Archie follow the clues and match the picture of young Joseph to Riverdale High’s records, they uncover the truth that Joseph Conway is none other than Mr. Svenson the janitor! He provides the account of what happened that night with the Riverdale Reaper. Apparently he was a con man who was passing through town and, after the murder, was killed by a group of men from the town. Justice was done. Case closed. Svenson isn’t the Black Hood so we’re no further along in discovering who the ski mask loving man is. Great development for Archie and Veronica though, connecting the dots in a Scooby Doo-esque way. Unfortunately solving the mystery poses a new problem in that they must now face the devastating effects of telling someone you love them. Last week we were introduced to a new stalker/love dynamic in the form of Cheryl and Josie. While Josie seems fairly oblivious, Cheryl is giving off a really creepy vibe and it’s becoming clear that she’s infatuated with Riverdale’s main songstress. How this will play out is anyone’s guess. Badly. I’m guessing badly. In the world of Betty and Jughead there are some pretty awesome things happening. FP is getting out of jail. Sure he kidnapped a kid and covered up a murder, but that’s the sort of thing that’s low on the punishable scale in Riverdale so he’s free to go, much to the delight of Jughead. The young serpent is further elated when he discovers that FP has made the decision to retire from being a Serpent and is instead choosing to walk a straighter narrower path. They even have a touching father son moment while out biking. When FP takes a job at Pops, Jug feels his Dad deserves more and so Betty suggests throwing a retirement party at the White Worm, the Serpent bar, which in hindsight couldn’t have been a more terrible idea. Alice, a former Serpent, chaperones Betty to the party and seems very at home at the White Worm. You can take the girl out of the Southside, but you can’t take the Southside out of the girl. She’s shooting tequila and hanging out with the locals before you know it. Nice to see some music returning to Riverdale episodes with a pretty great cover of Mad World, until Ronnie ruins it by letting her feelings, or lacks of feelings for Archie get in the way of things and runs from the bar, followed by Archie. Way to ruin a song guys, but don’t worry . . . Betty picks up the vocals and crushes the ending with a striptease. The whole reason behind the teenager (grade 11 maybe?) hitting the pole is some sort of induction into the Serpents so she can be closer to Jughead. The horror on her mother’s face was well worth the complete inappropriateness of the dance, but the effects are far reaching. FP flips on his retirement plan, vowing to forever be a serpent. This seems like a dick move until he reveals he’s doing it because he knows about the deal between Jughead and Penny. He essentially sacrifices his freedom so he can take Jughead’s place being in debt with the snake charmer. Not getting into bed with Penny was the one thing FP asked of his son, but it was too late. FP states “you broke my heart, Jughead.” Sad face. The on again off again relationships of #varchie and #bughead ventures back into ‘off’ mode with all of them breaking up at the end of the episode. Veronica and Archie because she can’t return the love he feels for her, and Betty and Jughead because Jug is afraid Betty is getting in too deep and that he won’t be able to protect her from the Serpents. One step forward, two steps back. The episode closes with half naked Archie locking eyes with mostly clothed Betty from their respective bedroom windows. Is this foreshadowing that Bughead and Varchie are dead but Barchie may now be a thing? Until next time . . . Stray Thoughts of Awesomeness . . . “Is it true what they say about men that get out of jail?” - Was Alice Cooper hitting on FP? If so, bravo! A lot of Riverdale parents seem totally fine with their teenage kids hanging out in a biker bar/strip joint. “We wouldn’t mind seeing more of Archie. He’s brawny and devoted to you.” - Hermione Lodge - Boyfriend, ginger, also a bodyguard. The Lodges never say “I love you.” Theirs is more a relationship of raw passion and dirty underhanded real estate deals. When I saw the trailer for the latest outing from Jackie Chan I was a little shocked. No humour, no goofy stunts, no Chris Tucker screeching about, ya know, everything. Instead, The Foreigner is a non-stop, smart action movie with brutal violence and an actual plot and mystery that works perfectly for an aging Jackie Chan.
At 63 years old, he's no longer the spry kung fu action star he used to be, but his skills are still just as sharp and him being an aged martial artist was used to excellent effect. The story involving a rebel group of IRA bombers and government cover ups runs parallel to Chan's story of revenge, and in some instances it's difficult to know who to root for, but ultimately we all love a good revenge story and Pierce Brosnan is a bit of an a-hole anyway. If you want to see Jackie Chan in a more gritty light, or you just fancy a somewhat thoughtful action movie, give this one a go. I almost wish every episode of Riverdale was told in this exact same format. Why? A) It’s super easy to review because the storylines are neatly packaged. And B) it was just plain fun. Something that Riverdale has so badly needed after progressively going darker and darker since the beginning of the season. While none of the segments on the Tales from the Darkside episode were fun and cheerful, they did provide a certain amount of levity in the otherwise grim painting that has become Riverdale. In the vein of George A. Romero’s TV show and movie of the same name, this week’s episode of Riverdale used interlocking and overlapping vignettes to progress the story in an artistic and creepy way. While the show is certainly edging more into horror territory here, it may (hopefully) just be a nod to the genre. Regardless, it was a lot of fun and I enjoyed this episode more than the previous few. The episode opens with the Black Hood making a threat to Riverdale, warning everyone to just lay of the sinning for 48 hours. Come on, guys! You can’t do it (or not do it) for 48 hours? The answer is no, no they can’t. Let’s break it down and cut it up like a dead deer sitting in a tarp in the back of a pickup truck . . . (too dark?) ARCHIE & JUGHEAD The first story follows the bosom buddies as Jughead is roped into a new gig as chief drug delivery boy for the ominous Penny Peabody. Manipulating our favourite crown-wearing narrator into the job by weaving a yarn about Jug’s dad getting beat up, it’s not long before Jughead and Archie are transporting pancake mix to Greendale in the dead of night. After a blown tire leaves them stranded, a stranger in a pickup (the ever-creepy Tony Todd) offers one of them a ride and takes Jughead out for dinner and regales him with the tale of the Riverdale Reaper. What a shocker. Riverdale had another serial killer on the loose in the past. I bet real estate is all sorts of cheap. After Archie rescues Jughead from the stranger, they make the delivery and are met with a younger version of the old woman from The Goonies who accepts delivery and informs Jughead that he’s in it for the long haul. When Jug visits his dad and discovers he’s unscathed he confronts Peabody and we discover she’s settling an old debt with FP by using Jughead to deliver drugs. Looks like there’s no way out . . . or is there? JOSIE It was nice to see Josie come to the forefront for a change, though her story was probably the one that gained the least traction. Simply because not much happened. Josie has been approached to experiment with a solo career, something she keeps from her Pussycats and pays for dearly later in the episode when they ditch her. Meanwhile, she’s also receiving secret notes in her locker, a stuffed teddy bear, a drawing, and, of course, a pig’s heart. Remember kids, nothing says I love you like the heart of a pig. So who is the secret admirer? On the one hand it briefly seemed like Mr. Svenson, and then Chuck Clayton made his return to the show after being ousted in season one for being somewhat of a sexual predator. The new and improved church-going Chuck is determined to win Josie’s heart and takes her to Pop’s for an impromptu date. Much to the chagrin of Mayor McCoy who doesn’t want her daughter hanging around with Chuck. And she’s rightfully on edge having received her own set of death threats since the Black Hood started turning Riverdale into his own little murder playground. After the arrival of the pig’s heart, Josie accuses Chuck and he’s once again sent to the Principal’s office. While his name is later cleared by Keller it leaves us to wonder who is Josie’s secret admirer? As it turns out, it’s not an admirer, more of a manipulative redhead. Cheryl is the one pulling Josie’s strings, though I’m not entirely certain why. Also, where do you get a fresh pig’s heart anyway? BETTY & VERONICA The final story was a little more fun in the sense that B & V are out to discover just what’s happening with Sheriff Keller. Betty believes he’s the Black Hood and Veronica believes he’s having an affair. Points to Ronnie because she’s absolutely right. After an investigation that involves a nerdy sleep over at Kevin’s house and trailing Sheriff McCoy late at night, we discover he is in fact having an affair with Mayor McCoy. All these stories happen in the same night or couple of nights and the three groups converge on Pop’s, which is apparently open 24 hours, just in time for the Black Hood to call in to let them know they’ve failed his test and it’s time for the killing to begin again.
At this point it shouldn’t be difficult to find a victim. Just a throw a rock in any which direction and there’s a good chance you’ll hit someone up to no good. Until next time . . . Stray Thoughts of Awesomeness . . . - “Bert and Ernie”. Ha. That’s amusing on several levels. - Chuck Clayton was a comic book artist in the Archie comic books . . . wait, is that meta? - Mr. Svenson! Sure, he might be a weird creeper. But still, it’s Mr. Svenson! - Almost thought the truck driver was the Candyman . . . holy crap! That IS the Candyman! - Damn. Sheriff Keller. Everyone in Riverdale wears a mask according to Jughead’s dark and ominous narration in this week’s new episode titled ‘Death Proof’. And he’s not wrong. From black ski masks, to rubber serpent masks, to the wolf masks from last season, to this season’s red circle head gear, there are truly a lot of masks in this town. Oh wait, he was using the mask statement as a metaphor . . . ? Okay fine, it’s less interesting, but let’s talk about that . . . Last week was a shocking turning point for Betty Cooper as she pointed the finger of death at Nick St. Claire, and this week we saw the result of that. Nothing. That was the result. The Black Hood likes to play his little games, doesn’t he? After racing to find out if the Hood made good on his word, she finds a slightly beaten up Nick being taken in for questioning. There was a lot of ‘will he get away with it or won’t he’ in this episode. Fortunately there’s more than one angel of death (or near-death) in Riverdale . . . Upon hearing Veronica’s confession that Nick tried to force himself on her, the Lodges arrange for an ‘accident’ as punishment. Something that Veronica happily revels in. The Jughead/Toni relationship turned out to be a non-starter. While she’s clearly there as a Betty alternative, the writers made the wise choice to not double down on Tughead. Especially since the actress already received a few death threats from Bughead shippers. Nothing serious happened between the pair and Toni is more into girls anyway (“Roger that.”) so we can now write off that whole thing as a minor distraction. While Nick is being questioned, the parents of Riverdale assemble their kids at the Coopers to address the drug problem. A problem that wasn’t really a problem until the mayor discovers her dear little Josie has been hitting the catnip herself. The result is a raid on Southside High with many of the Serpents and Ghouls getting arrested . . . which leads to an interesting observation: most of these gang members, the ones who hang out in bars, are teenagers? Regardless, Archie pulls Jughead out just in time. With most of the gang members imprisoned, Tall Boy (seriously with these names?) puts forward an option to align the two south side gangs which doesn’t sit well with Jughead. He’s okay being in a violent gang, but not one that deals the Jingle Jangle. Archie and Jughead to FP for advice and we’re treated to a bit of Skeet Ulrich goodness. FP’s bright idea is to challenge the gang to a drag race, ala Grease complete with Cheryl filling the Annette Charles role. The whole thing is thwarted by a backhanded set up by Archie that results in the ghouls heading to prison for a few months. A plan which infuriates Jughead, and rightly so. Archie clearly doesn’t understand gang warfare. Throughout this whole episode a new mystery is weaved in the form of The Sugar Man. I wish they’d built on this a little rather than introducing the drug dealing boogeyman and then revealing his identity in the very same episode. I feel there was more mileage to get out of this concept. After making amends with Veronica, Betty ropes in Cheryl to help figure out who the Sugar Man really is because it’s the only thing that will stop the Black Hood in his murderess tracks. Blackmailing her mother, Cheryl discovers the identity of the Sugar Man and Penelope and her share a nice, ever so slightly creepy, mother daughter moment. The Sugar Man turns out to be the same teacher that helped Jughead get the school newspaper up and running. Again, there just wasn’t enough development for this to be a big shocker because we didn’t really care about that teacher in the first place. Instead of giving up the identity of the drug dealer to the Black Hood, Betty hands the info to Sheriff Keller and tells the Black Hood where to go and how to get there. With shades of Liam Neeson in ‘Taken’, Betty tells the Hood that she’s coming for him next: "I'm breathing down your neck. Can you feel it?” <shudder> For once we get a happy ending with Jughead and Betty (reconciled) on the couch just hanging out. Oh, and the Black Hood kills the Sugar Man anyway. THE BLACK HOOD SUSPECT LIST Hal Cooper - I’m still sticking to this as my main theory because he’s the most motivated and very absent these days. Sheriff Keller - It seems unlikely considering who his son is and how supportive he is as a father, but how many people can get into a prison cell and kill someone . . . ? Tall Boy - I include him only because he could be the killer. But only the killer. He’s a minor character and his capture or death on the show wouldn’t do any permanent damage story-wise, but he doesn’t have any motivation to do what he’s doing. If Tall Boy is the killer, then there’s a second mastermind pulling the strings. Penelope Blossom - She’s clearly evil. Until next week . . . Stray Thoughts of Awesomeness . . .
Let’s turn the teen angst level up a notch! Because let’s face it, Riverdale is normally so tame and bland . . . This week we had violence, date rape, drugs, psychological torture, and Hot Dog. Oh, and I have a theory as to who the Black Hood is . . . let’s get to it. In a not so surprising turn of events, Jughead decides to go full Serpent. He’s been heading this way for a while and he’s barely been involved in the ‘Archie and the Gang’ stories this season. Clearly he’ll make a comeback at some point, but for now he’s heading down a dark road. Though in his mind he’s clearly doing good as he plans to help keep the peace between the North and the South in a way that Eddard Stark never could. To do that he’s got to prove himself to his new friends by passing the Serpent’s initiations. A set of trials to prove his metal ranging from dog sitting Hot Dog (Yay Hot Dog!) to shouting some rules in a bar to playing with snakes to getting beaten up by the people he’s hoping to befriend. I can’t decide whether they’re a gang or a sorority. But he passes the test and then makes out with Toni. Do you smell that? That’s inevitability. On the Lodge side of the world, things aren’t going perfectly and they need to stir up some capital for their new development. As such, the St. Claires come to town along with their son Nick, an old pal of Veronica’s. They party it up, the jingle jangle is flowing, Nick hits on Ronnie, who has none of it, and then Nick admits to being an addict, and all is forgiven. Classic one episode redemption story. The jackass rich boy has his own demons and we all feel a little sorry for him, but wait! Then he goes and drugs our fave redhead and we learn it’s not a redemption story at all. We also learn the only thing worse than a Serpent’s Gauntlet is the Pussycat’s Gauntlet, as the sometimes trio (deservedly) beat the living hell out of Nick. Despite Cheryl always painting herself as an outsider, she always has a lot of friends, Archie included, ready to rally behind her. That’s the power of gingers, people. Now to the juicy stuff . . . The Black Hood didn’t kill anyone this week, or at least he killed no humans. But he did put a bullet in ‘B & V’ and slit ‘Bughead’s’ throat. Betty and the Black Hood have been getting chatty and other than letting Archie in on the secret, Betty is taking on the masked vigilante all by herself. This is having a clear and marked effect on our blonde bombshell and she’s not handling it well at all. The Black Hood’s claims of loyalty to her and his abstinence from killing as long as she does what he says means Betty is completely under his control. She lays waste to Veronica, calling her out (though she didn’t really say anything that wasn’t true) and she breaks up with Jughead via Archie. I have a bit of a problem with the latter because I don’t believe for a second that Jughead would just accept a breakup notice sent via Archie. True, Jug was a little busy at the time getting fitted for a giant rubber serpent mask, but it’s still too far out of character for him. The Black Hood continues to torture Betty, holding her to his will by threatening her sister, claiming he knows where she is. While it clearly pains Betty to do all this, she feels she’s making a sacrifice and saving her friends by playing along. When the Hood reveals that he knows that Betty has been confiding in Archie, she has to offer up another name for the chopping block and she gives up Nick St. Claire. To which I say ‘bravo’. However, we still don’t know who this masked man is and the list of suspects isn’t that long at the moment. In fact, it’s just one guy. That’s right, it’s theory time. Now, let’s bear in mind that I guessed Jason’s killer wrong three times before guessing correctly that the killer was Clifford. At that time the killer could have been anyone though. I feel we have less choices when it comes to the Black Hood . . . How does he know where Polly is? Who has access to Alice’s mugshot article? Who knows all the dirty little Riverdale secrets? Who of the supporting cast have we heard very little from over the past 5 episodes? The answer - Hal Cooper! I know, I know, you’re screaming that it’s not possible. It can’t be Betty’s own father! Really? Let’s look at the facts. 1) No one knows where Polly is except the Cooper family. 2) Hal would certainly know about Alice’s past and be able to dig up that old mugshot. 3) Alice is enough to drive any man to murder. 4) He would have known about Miss Grundy through Alice. 5) Hal has been privy to all of Riverdale’s secrets including the Cooper/Blossom scandal. 6) This is the same guy that happily locked up his pregnant daughter in a mental institution. And the final nail in the coffin - The episode is titled ‘When a Stranger Calls’ from the 1979/2006 movie(s) of the same name. In that movie, a babysitter is plagued by phone calls from an unseen killer. The final infamous quote by the police after tracing the calls is, “The calls are coming from inside the house!” And that’s exactly what’s happening here. The calls are coming from inside the house. Betty’s house! I’m calling it now . . . The Black Hood is Hal Cooper. Thoughts? Comments? Questions? Until next week . . . Stray Thoughts of Awesomeness . . .
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